"Forsooth! Drag Queen royalty battle Medieval Go-dancers! Magic fabric to the rescue!"
Though I can't guess the fabric, I'm betting it's fringed and clingy. And with a script involving medieval go-gos and drag queens, there's bound to be lots of dicking around, so...sounds like a hit!
Catch The Emperor's New Codpiece every Friday between tonight (June 10th) and July 15th at 10pm at the Laurie Beechman Theater, 407 West 42nd Street at 9th Avenue (Inside the West Bank Cafe. Or rather under.). Starring Nicholas Gorham, Patrick Johnson, Michelle Ojeda, Buenaventura Rodriguez (that's him in the pic) and Linda Simpson. Tickets are $18 and there's a $15 food/drink minimum.