There are few television shows that are watchable. (Keep in mind this is from someone that cancelled cable years ago and mostly watches Netflix for visual entertainment.) One show that has grown consistently stronger is Parks and Recreation. It occurred to me last night that one of the reasons is that all of the men are sort of doable.

Nick Offerman
Playing the Tea Party anti-government bureaucrat, Ron Swanson, Offerman isn't an obvious choice. He's kind of surly and furrowed. At the same time, his conviction to curmudgeonery is sort of sexy. Also? The mustache is a pure power play. (And a little research reveals he is married to Megan Mullally which shows a definite appreciation for fun.)

Aziz Ansari
Frankly the character of Tom Haverford reminds me of a certain guy in Brooklyn that lots of people know (Ashton). It's the constant effort to make a buck or find a fuck that makes the character adorable. Add to this his background in sketch and stand-up comedy (and his Twitter) and you've got my favorite guy.

Chris Pratt
When I let it be known I was writing this, everyone (okay, Facebook) thought I would focus on Andy, the loveable dimwit shoe-shiner. While there is a soft spot in my heart (and a not-so-soft spot for him elsewhere), he's not the one for me, although I totally get it. He's very much make-out material. (And he also has a real-life doppelganger who's been a Pinups cover boy.)

Adam Scott
One of the newer cast members, Scott has a good pedigree going into the show. With smaller parts in Monster-In-Law (what?), The Sarah Silverman Show, and The Hangover, he's the slyly funny guy. This has well-suited the character of Ben Wyatt that has evolved in the past season as "the love interest".

Rob Lowe
In some ways I sort of grew up with Rob Lowe (although he looks younger than me at this point). From the "bad boy" thing to the "sex tape" thing to the rebound into drama and now comedy (for which his timing is great) he's rather perfectly cast as the ambitious neurotic mayor Chris Traeger. Is he a little too clean-cut? Maybe on the screen, but my suspicion is that the bad boy still lurks inside. Here's to growing old together Rob.
And there you have it, the most mainstream thing I've probably ever written, but it's all true! Give the show a chance!