The men of my world can pretty much be divided into two groups:
- Guys
- Dreamy guys who can grow fucking awesome mustaches! (Honestly? I may or may not have chosen my partner based on his uncanny ability to style a rockin’ handlebar that arguably rivals that of Diego Velazquez himself.)
So many of us gay boys grew up to be gay men with a soft spot (read: hard-on) for the mustache. Look who wore them: cowboys, bikers, and gangsters, oh my!
The mustache, with its crazy history, has always elicited strong reactions. Kings banned them in the Middle Ages. They've been used by protestors as signs of solidarity. Employers have banned them.
Still, many men have donned the mustache throughout the ages. (If ALL these men should have, is a different question). I mean, look at all of these fantastic famous mustaches.
Even I will admit the look can instantly conjure images of ‘70s porn stars, cheesy action heroes or that creepy uncle, but they’re popping up all over the place. A quick perusal of my Facebook friend list, or a short ride on the L train, would surely prove that irony has given way to sincerity. The mustache, in all its styles and forms, is as “back” as it gets; I’m guessing due in part to its proven magical powers that make you feel smarter and better looking than you actually are.
NEXT WEEK: Selecting a mustache for that handsome mug of yours!
With over twenty years in the world of beauty and fashion, Mister Scott McMahan is consistently sought as one of the premier makeup artists and men’s groomers. His talents have been applied to Mariah Carey, Amy Sedaris, Elizabeth Moss, Justin Timberlake, Tom Ford, Zachary Quinto and many more. Scott lives in Brooklyn with his partner, Jorge, and 2 dogs, Blue and Boner. Got a Grooming Question? Send it to Scott!
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