WEEK 2: This week, we honor an Atlanta legend with a name everyone loves to over-enunciate: Nicole Paige Brooks (in limericks).
THIN AND GORGEOUS
There once was a girl from Atlanta
Whose strict diet of meth and Mylanta
Made her so very thin
She was sure she would win
RuPaul's Drag Race 2 (sponsored by Fanta).
For her realness, the judges gave credit.
But her face was a book: Raven read it.
Lipstick, powder and tape
Could not help her escape
The reality show "loser edit."
And although we're so sad Nicole Paige is
Back at Blake's making minimum wages
May our hearts get a lift
From her fierce parting gift:
A used stripper pole from Platinum Stages.