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What Ugandans really need to know. (Hint: It STILL isn't fisting.)

Reminded today of the galling video of Chairman of the Ugandan National Task Force Against Homosexuality and rabidly anti-gay (to reiterate) Martin Ssempa's "educational" sessions by Lady Bunny's post of the clever, if still disturbing when you remember what it is, remix of that video, I was again left wondering what possible purpose this "education" of Ugandans served. Were they a nation of "budding" fisters (Oh god!)? Was there rampant "drive-by fisting" occurring on the streets of Kampala against which the average citizen needed to be armed (HA!...I say again, HA!)?

But seriously. Nevermind the high rate of illiteracy among females, or the lack of adequate facilities and the poor quality of primary education in Northern Uganda. No, nevermind those real educational needs, this man needs to be able to show gay porn in Ugandan churches.

If it weren't in such poor taste, this whole thing'd be soooo FUCKING rich!

Video parody of Black Eyed Peas song is so much better than actual Black Eyed Peas song that it is amazing.

The Black Eyed Peas have this amazing ability to kill any moment.  You can be having a rare moment of enjoying a radio station when the payola machine that dictates radio content will put on that beer-commercial sounding "Tonight's gonna be a good good night" shitshow.  The Super Bowl was similarly wrecked by their over-produced, over-hyped drivel.

That's why it's fantastic that something of worth has finally come from the Black Eyed Peas:

From the recently created Bad Lip Reading parody group, the song is interpreted by the lip movements of those in the video.  (See their early effort "Gang Fight" parodying Rebecca Black's Friday.)  The thought of Fergie taking huge dumps and leaving no tissue for her bandmates is one of those "funny because it's probably true" moments.

My, that's some in-depth research you've done there, sir! (Ugandan homophobia looks a lot like interest?)

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Demonstrations AND photos? Wow. YOU, sir...have gone above and beyond!

I remember (to my chagrin and deep embarrassment) getting caught perusing a male "erotic nude" photography book at my hometown Barnes & Nobles back in the day and claiming I was only looking at books of naked men to better empathize with homosexuals...so I could help them.

Also? This individual has a very interesting method of "eating" if his motions miming it are at all accurate.

MYTHFITS, Part 21

An illustrator, graphic designer and animator, Mister Justin Winslow draws a weekly webcomic called MYTHFITS, a new panel of which will appear here on FYF every Wednesday with an eye toward fostering the magical in YOUR life, dear FYF reader. Unicorns and robots and poo, oh my!

Sybil the cat learns to use the toilet, day fifteen.

After the previous episode, things seemed unsure, but Sybil figured everything out.  Sunday afternoon, sounds were coming from the bathroom.  It was the opportunity to catch live footage.  A picture was snapped and the victory shared on Facebook.  Then came the warnings from friends:

 

• "My cat was going in the toilet for a month, then she suddenly started pissing on the floor and shitting in the tub and I wasn't able to get her back on the can.   She has a litter box now and we're both happier. Good luck!"
• "Good luck. My cat got a little freaked out after removing the first ring and just started going in the bathtub. But one of my friends was able to toilet train his cat, and aside from the occasional accident next to the toilet, it worked out pretty well."
• "Are you on the first tray with the hole in the middle???  THINGS GET HARDER AFTER THAT."

Next up, the litter will be removed and a tray with small hole  in the middle, as warned.  After the jump, live cat scat action.

Sybil the cat learns to use the toilet, day twelve.

This is not a video of proud moments.  First off, after "an evening with friends" I clumsily took the litter box of the toilet seat, spilling it on the floor.  Undefeated though, this was taken as a sign to make progress, so the seat liner was applied and then filled with cat litter.  Sybil, lovely gracious animal that she is then proceeded to ... um, just watch the video for perhaps the proudest moment yet.  Sigh.

Sybil the cat learns to use the toilet, day eight.

Distaster strikes as Sybil knocks the litter box from its perch on the toilet seat, but it just reinforces the resolve that this is a necessary goal - litter must be eliminated from this home!  Video after the jump

Sybil the cat learns to use the toilet, day three.

We have progress. She is jumping up to the litter box which is placed atop the toilet seat, meaning that she gets that part. We'll take up with this again sometime next week, as this needs to be ritualized. Also in this installment (post-jump), you get to see something my mom made.

Sybil the cat learns to use the toilet, day two.

For all those times you hear, "I'm not taking any more of your sh*t!"...

Now you can retort, "I know somewhere that will!".

(Riverside Park site of to-be-built "human compost" restroom)

A local homosexual is live-blogging his cat's transition from litter box to toilet.

Everything you ever needed to know and will ever need to know about poop

Yes, it is early on a Monday to be discussing poop, but this short film from Turkey will put you back in touch with your shit on a few different levels. (My research on this film is on the light side, but if you speak Turkish you might be interested in the film's fan page.)