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FYF After Dark: The gay porn Jersey Shore film exists.

It is called "Jersey Score" and it is as abysmal as its namesake and so here is a link to it for the lovers of trainwrecks and like its a namesake it has a sequel called Jersey Score 2 which you should buy and good night.

Updates for Horny Homosexuals (NSFW)

I am not really feeling this. I'm not sure why? The pelt is quite nice.  ...Insert cunt-y remarks referring to Manliest-man title, what's attractive to Britons and more general bitterness. Finish feeling fairly empty, but surprisingly turned-on for having already asserted I'm not really feeling it.

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Also, Rod thoughtfully sent me Fleshbot's complete run-down (NSFW!) on Fadi Fawaz (George Michael's new...er...paramour, and my summer-before-last's obsession.)  after I had filled his ear with stories of chasing Fadi around Madrid a few Orgullo's ago.  

Short and sweet synopsis in case you haven't read about it weeks ago already: There's a video. Fadi has done porn. Screen-caps are helpfully provided below.

Apparently, poor Fadi is not the most well-liked of chaps in London...or at least he wasn't back then, back there in Madrid according to nearly every British man we encountered and interviewed while stalking on our quest to learn more about the elusive Fadi. I've a feeling this whole thing with George isn't helping his case a whole lot. Then again, I didn't really get the impression he was hard up for friends?

What I do know is that he was not interested in anything I had to offer. There's no way he could have misunderstood my intense glower at him EVERY. TIME. WE. CROSSED. PATHS.  He quite clearly wasn't having it.

Thus, I did the only reasonable thing I could do: I set my sister Tai Chi on the hunt for any and all internet dregs relating to Mr. Fawaz and she - being even more proficient than I am at uncovering nudes of pretty much anyone (male) - quickly forwarded the scene in question above my way, upon the receipt of which I fairly quickly lost all interest in Mr. Fawaz.

Video via The Advocate.

This is a picture of George Michael's new boyfriend.

His name?  "George Michael's New Boyfriend" will do. 

Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker has grown up and would like for you to see his penis.

I mean, it's a nice dick, and he looks good mostly.  Surely the curiosity to see this kid that was huge when the Internet was young and verdant will be something that you want to see, right?  Well, you can (after the jump (nsfw of course)) and you can see even more of him here.  I mean, Chris Crocker wants you to see him naked, so in exchange for what we put him through years ago, we should honor his wish, right?

 

My (or Seth's anyway) pussy is MAJOR!

...Albeit a little blurry. And fluffy. By which I mean fat and hairy.

Here is a recent picture of Morrissey shirtless.

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Agree or Disagree: These fifteen restaurants have the most attractive wait staffs.

We're pulling quite a bit of source material from Eater today.

Last week, they posted "The 15 New York Restaurants with the Hottest Servers", and - despite the condescension of the majority of commenters on the post - we deem this information valuable stuff to know (there also seems to be an ugly homophobic campaign happening in the comments with anonymous commenters posting about a Rob/bie(SEYO) and implying he is gay and gets all the hot male waiter trade. Someone buys it, even, and says something about "all the gross homos commenting". Nice.).

Also in the comments, readers write in with some intriguing tips concerning hot bartenders and meat slicers that I'm actually kind of excited to check out.

But per the list, do we agree? Is this list accurate for gays as well as straights? While the Venn diagrams of some gay men's taste and some straight women's certainly overlap, there's often an equally wide possibility for divergence. Thus, is there a separate list for most attractive male servers vs. female (I.e. - "a gay man's list"?)? Lesbians, what about you? Do you have a favorite restaurant staff or staffs?

Give us your thoughts/lists/tips in the comments.