I think I just came in my mouth a little. Is it the theme song by Rochester's Cheetah Whores? Is it the mere concept? Is is Eric Roberts? Oh, the Cormanity! Sharktopus is everything, ever. If these are the things that someone that doesn't have cable is missing, then sign me up. (Just kidding! Cable is for suckers!) Originally on SyFy, this epic comes to DVD next month!