I'm headed home to New York again tomorrow.
I've never joined the mile-high club and seriously doubt that I'll ever have that opportunity, or the compulsion necessary to gain membership, but it's - apparently - a fairly common thought among passengers at the very least.
Others take it a step further...
In the picture above, a young man who had exposed himself to a female seated next to him on a Southwest Airlines flight to St. Louis is subdued and arrested after having become so agitated by her scream in response to him showing her his dick he'd punched her and then stripped completely naked, necessitating the flight's return to Oakland International Airport where he was removed from the flight.
Had he (or someone with similar impulses) been seated next to others of us - who would have opened our mouths, but not to scream - the whole scene might have turned out far differently. Especially if his dick looked anything like this (So NSFW)??