This week was a Lazy Susan of tepid, crumbly news chunklets that, when collected together, barely resembled a well-balanced diet of progress. Then again, this is pretty standard for all of us, isn't it! And ultimately, it fills us way the way wretched Chinese food is meant to. So, eat up!
- BP has plugged the oil leak for the first time in April. Their reward? Surging stock prices. Also, that plug is a temporary fix. [The Guardian]
- You guys! That's not a UFO in China. It's just fading pop star Coco Lee's career crash-landing on the horizon! [BuzzFeed]
- The city of Milwaukee had to shore up $20,000 to the Milwaukee Gay Arts Center after city police shut down a local production of Naked Boys Singing! and violated free speech. [Playbill]
The rest of your one-step-forward-two-steps-back CPR, after the break!