Chick-Fil-A to southerners is like In-N-Out Burger to westerners or like Crystal Meth to circuit-party goers. They have a product that people like (despite their best interests) and it makes them a lot of money. They in turn donate that money to select charities, many of whom want you to die because they hate humanity, especially gay humanity.
As always, the best way to confront an evil business is to find ways to put it out of business. It is in the interest of shutting down these mother-cluckers that I present the recipe for making a Chick-Fil-A sandwich that you can make at home as opposed to going to own of their horribly hateful holes-in-the-mall. The recipe is derived from multiple sources on the web (mostly here) and should work quite well.
Chick-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich
- 3 cups peanut oil
- 1 egg
- 1 cup Milk
- 1 cup flour
- 2 tablespoons powdered sugar
- 3 dashes pepper
- 2 teaspoons salt (or less)
- 2 skinless, boneless chicken breasts
- Plain hamburger buns
- Melted butter
- Dill pickle slices
Heat peanut oil over medium heat in a pressure cooker.
In a small bowl, beat egg and stir in milk.
In a separate bowl, combine flour, sugar, pepper, and salt.
Cut chicken breasts in half. Dip each piece of chicken in milk mix until it is fully moistened. Roll the moistened chicken in flour mix until fully coated. Drop all four chicken pieces into the hot oil and close thepressure cooker.
When steam starts shooting through the pressurerelease, set the times for 3 1/2 minutes, keeping the steam release open. While chicken is cooking, spread a coating of melted butteron the face of each bun.
When the chicken is done, remove it from the oil and drain or blot on paper towels.
Place two pickles on each bottom bun; add a chicken breast, then the top bun.
And there you've made not only a tasty treat, but you've also helped defeat evil. Congratulations!