Or, perhaps, cum on?
Only slightly less cheesy (perhaps?)...here's Red Bull's latest campaign:
Certainly got our attention!
Speaking of VPL (Visible Penis Line), indulge in the gallery of photos from 2Xist's recent "fashion" show at Hiro Ballroom, presided over by New York Housewife Countess Luann de Lessups and hokily featuring a runway lined with women *cough* tryingtoohard2xist *cough*.
Dive in and do your own anthropological study, taking in noses, hands, faces, torsos...everything there is to be taken in. As exemplified below, there's quite a wealth of data to be analyzed!
Photo via Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images