Okay, yeah, it was Fashion's Night Out last night. Me and some pals hid out at one of the least fashionable places we could in the West Village and watched the crowds go by. Amongst us were some "in the industry", seasoned professionals that didn't care to get caught up in the melee. As we looked out the windows into the streets we saw the obligatory high heels on cobblestones and tons of shopping bags.
We then noticed a trend that is not on trend, and we started asking one another a question that I now present to the ladies out in the ether:
WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE FUCKING SEQUINS?