"MAN BURSTS INTO FLAMES AT SAN FRANCISCO PORN SHOP"
"Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted."
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As someone who appreciates a good handful of lube and a quick jerk-off session to porn, I shudder to even imagine...!
Luckily I'm not too big into poppers (AAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAA)?!
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