Though May is almost half over, we're only now mentioning May is Masturbation Month. How we (I!) overlooked this is unfathomable. To make up for it, I'm considering doubling my daily "observation" of this (to my mind) all-too-important visibility campaign. I may need some inspiration/assistance, should I decide to seek penance in this way. What say you? Sound like a good idea? Want to help? Let me know.
Meanwhile, apparently Bernadette Peters supports the "cause" (She sings the "Masturbators' National Anthem"!?) but more compelling to me than that (FAR more compelling?!) is the fact that Masturbation Month has traditionally involved Masturbate-a-thons which sound wildly exciting to me for some reason!? Keep in mind I was a virgin (no sex, whatsoever) until 27, so I may be a bit biased/dysfunctional on the onanistic tip, but still...
I'm betting the reality is not quite what I'm fantasizing, but the memory of Manny Torres walking out on stage at a SExpo at Webster Hall several years ago and unexpectedly - and quite quickly! - tossing off a load as his "intro" to the crowd is still seared onto my mind to this day. Words kind of fail here.
Unfortunately, there isn't a Masturbate-a-thon planned for 2011 so far (at least not an "official" one. In a venue. With many participants together.) but, regardless, here's to rubbing one out shamelessly!
Previous Apology here.
