"When I decided to sit down and write my memoirs, I decided to take an unconventional approach." No, you decided that writing memoirs is hard and grueling if you really do it right. Confronting the decisions you've made in life is difficult. I've written about hurting friends and lovers. About being up for three days and crying to bad Janet Jackson tunes with dear friends. About waking up in the back of a Mexican drug dealers bullet-proofed SUV, in Mexico. You, sir, simply weren't up to the task.