Oh my goodness! What a surprise! Someone's so angry about a COMPLETELY NONEXISTENT AFFRONT TO ANYONE IN AMERICA he went and stabbed an innocent cab driver last night. Great work, fear-mongers! Not only have you racked up awesome points in the polls as you go into your/your party's respective primaries, but you've incited a young man to violence and caused an American cab driver (Who happens to be Muslim) pain and suffering (Great! Let's kill each OTHER!? Won't that restore America as a World power?). More than that, though, you've undoubtedly extended the "War (I use that word loosely) on Terror" a good decade? And here I thought you were concerned about all those deaths of our brave soldiers over there in Afghanistan, Irag and anywhere else terror lurks (read: has oil)! You had me fooled! Kudos!
(Sarah's Twitter quoted originally here.)