Comedian Drew Doege has a brilliant enactment of his version of actress Chloe Sevigny. Is it a dead on impersonation? No idea, as Sevigny has been out of mind for a while, but the character is so well-composed and consistent that it is addictive.
After the jump, "Chloe" gives her advice for summer, including:
- Say no to Harmony Korine.
- Avoid the color white.
- Defriend Joan Lunden.
- Rediscover oregano.
- Take a Bikram yoga class wearing a fitness bra by Imitation of Christ, culottes by Danskin, and goldenrod Havaianas.