Without further ado - and in little need of introduction - the first post from our first contributor, Mr. Ricky Marson!
In honor of Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 2, I've decided to honor each fallen queen with a poem.WEEK 1: First up: Misss Shangela Laquifa Wadley (in iambic pentameter)
THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB
Oh Shangela, the sacrificial lamb
In Ru Paul's budget basement tranny scam.
What made you think that five months in the drags
Would be enough to beat those rode-hard hags?
I hate to see your saline bubble burst,
But we all knew you'd sashay away first.
You don't know how to sew or put on makeup,
And corn cobs on the runway? Honey, wake up!
Our little boojie homegirl got the boot.
Oh Shangela, your fifteen's up, c'est tout!